07/04/2017 at 15:45 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
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“By your powers...comb...combined, I am...am....UUGGGGHHH”
“He fell over! Quick, call the hospital!”
-Later-
“I’m sorry Captain ‘Murica, but your bypass surgery will not be covered by your insurance company. It’s a pre-existing condition.”
Announcer: And that was the day America died. The end.
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I want to thank you for this, but I can’t quite seem to bring myself to do so.